Rule34Video

Damn, it's hard to believe this is the first time I am reviewing rule34video.com! Is it the first time? I work so much that I can't discern my hardcore reality from my hardworking writing habits! In any case, even if this was the tenth article about rule34video.com, you'd still read it with passion cuz I'm the Dude, and you are my devoted worshipper. When it comes to rule34video.com, the truth is that the domain name is what drew me to the site initially. See, and you rolled your eyes at me while I was explaining the importance of a good domain name on pornwebmasters.com!

The first impresssion

I don't give a fuck about the rules! Still, that rule 34 thing has always rocked my boat! The phrase implies that the porn world is so fucking diverse that every existing subject has been covered and turned into porn. I couldn't agree more, and I am fucking grateful for the versatile industry that is big enough to feed my daily writing habit! Additionally, I think that Rule 34 fits into a Hentai site's domain name perfectly! No flesh-and-blood pornography is as graphic and wild as Hentai, and no matter how odd this confession might sound coming from the Dude, it is absolutely true that Hentai crushes way more boundaries than real porn. No doubt about that!

Design-wise, rule34video.com looks fucking spectacular! An all-black background, a big-ass logo, thumbnails showing video previews, and ads that are shoved to the bottom of the page...a fucking jackpot! Rule34video.com stands as solid proof that it is possible to run a tube site and not suffocate it with affiliate links and ads!

The thing that bothers me, though, is the site's generic vibe. No About Us, nothing about the launch year, the site's mission, and although seemingly unimportant, such info is priceless to real fans. When it comes to Hentai, a lot depends on the "community" feeling, and with rule34video.com, you get a lot of free porn and not a lot of interaction. Well, my high opinion of rule34video.com still hasn't changed! Moving on!

The sweetest tabboo

If I continue this odd subtitles thing, you are gonna think that I'm a chick listening to Sade while puffing vanilla-scented vapes! You know, this bi-polar, bisexual, bi-freaking thing has been featured in Hentai porn way before woke idiots thought of it! If I was to get sucked into rule34video.com, I could fuck a Futanari or let her fuck me, or pump seed into a medusa queen with thousands of pussies till she bursts the contents of my majestic balls all over an enchanted forest. In a couple of months, the sequel would show a Smurf village with huge cocks, and a double set of legs. Anything would be possible, and nothing would be off and weird. This open-mindedness is what draws people to Hentai!

Finally, the time has come to play one of the videos, but before I spill the beans about stunning HD releases, I need you to know that the majority of videos on rule34video.com are fucking short, barely exceeding the one-minute mark. The homepage also reveals that the updating schedule is daily, or better said, hourly. The best part is that this fuck-den doesn't choose quantity over quality. That's all fine, but what the fuck happened with full-length releases, and how are you gonna fit a story of a big-dicked Smurf village into one minute, ha?!

Streaming and signing up

Roughly speaking, rule34video.com holds over 40K videos under its wicked belt, and the only sane way to choose one for testing purposes is to close your eyes and click on a random flick. I ended up watching Ballerina Twins sharing a creamy ride. The video was added two hours ago, and it already had over 3K views and a couple of likes. Mind-blowingly diligent and pretty damn popular! Maybe the site’s popularity has something to do with the free streaming of HD videos or the download option that also comes free of charge?! Quite fucking possible!

The vid looks like it was made by Satan himself and produced by Gabriel right after his third line of coke. Nobody gives a fuck about putting "step" in titles, hiding from SEO police, and nobody gives a fuck about your views on incest porn! In a matter of seconds, I had the ballerina masterpiece on my device! It cost me zero dollars, and I went with MP4 2160p option - 1080p, 720p, 480p, and 360p also available.

Below the player, rule34video.com shows a list of categories, tags, running time, the contributor's name, and whatnot. Options like Add to favorite and Add to playlist are reserved for registered members only, so I went with that plan and granted rule34video.com the privilege of having the Dude among its ranks. They'll never know my username, but the mere knowledge of my presence will give the site a confidence boost of a lifetime! I filled the form with data like username and password, and I was in. As simple as that!

Hard to choose one thing

Rule34video.com is a massive pile of smut, and luckily, it's aware of its size. The site has included so many filtering options and tools that I don't know where to begin. Let me briefly mention that you'll find shit like the Latest, Most Viewed, and Top rated on the homepage, and let's be honest, the majority of you will get the job done minutes before the homepage loading. Still, rule34video.com hasn't forgotten about its refined fans.

The next, most obvious choice is the tags list, that not only shows the tags but also gives you an insight into the site's size and diversity. More than 11K videos include the tag 3D, while over 5K videos hold the tag Bouncing Breasts. No wonder, all tits are big in the Hentai world! I want you to know that this tags list is way bigger than you think! It's huge but neatly organized in alphabetical order. While you are going nuts with Ctrl + F, I want you to check the tag Bouncing Penis and send me an explanation email. How does a penis bounce, and who wanks off to that shit?! Crazy Japs!

It gets wilder

The drop-down menu in the upper left corner of the homepage hides many goodies, but also many good chances of me finding a big flop. Rule34video.com getting scanned by the famous Dude, no biases, no bullshit! If you set that duration line to 25-30 minutes, you'll end up with under 1K results. Not too shabby! The first test that rule34video.com almost failed, but I'm in too good of a mood now to point out that 1K videos are only 2.5% of the entire collection. Never mind!

On top of the drop-down thing, the site allows you to choose All, Gay, or Futa content. More cool options come in the form of HD and LQ buttons and a big-ass list of trending searches. Right now, dark-skinned females and some Arthur prick were trending – a chance to cut your filtering time by simply choosing something that rocks the majority of boxes. Resolution-wise, I found only 2K videos in the LQ section, meaning that around 95% of all videos on rule34video.com are high-definition.

Damn, this shit is tiring! Below the trending tags, you'll spot trending categories, and right now, I'm looking at stuff like Ben 10, The Walking Dead, Tomb Raider, and The Ring. Ever seen a fat guy shoving his cock up Samara's filthy mouth while her hair gently strokes her humongous tits? No? A shame? And what about Lara Croft looking for another hardcore artifact beneath the rubbles of Sodom and Gomorrah? Never! A fucking waste of time, that's what your life really is!

Writing the conclusion has never been easier

What's not to like?! Rule34video.com is fucking huge, hardworking, diverse, and packed with HD videos that you can stream and download for free. Advanced filtering tools are advanced to the point of being ridiculous cuz no man in the world needs so many tools, but these came in handy during this review. I was able to turn every stone in a heartbeat, and the conclusion is fucking obvious - rule34video.com is one of the best Hentai streaming websites I've seen so far, and it’s sure to land at the very top of my reviews list. You deserve something like this in your smut-filled life, and I deserve a break from Hentai! Adios!

ThePornDude likes rule34video.com's:

More than 40K videos

Free for streaming and downloading

HD videos are all over the place

Amazing filtering tools

ThePornDude hates rule34video.com's:

A lot of short videos