F95zone

Who was the first video game character to give you a boner? Let me take a guess. Snake from Metal Gear Solid. No? That's not it? Alright. How about one of the imperial guards in Skyrim? Those bastards are big and strong. They could really manhandle your asshole. Still not it? Is it... oh no. Is it Sonic the Hedgehog?? You guys are such fags. I thought for sure it would be one of those three.

Triangle Tits

I remember my first video game-related boner quite well. Her name was Lara Croft, and her tits were stupendous. I didn't care that they were pixelated triangles. That's all you need as a young man. I could have jerked off to two apples sitting next to each other. I'm a savage.

My crush on Lara Croft only increased when Angelina Jolie played her in a movie. She has the perfect tits for the role. Angelina has a pair of the best tits in all of Hollywood. They are a gift to humanity.

Lara Croft wasn't the only video game cunt giving me nocturnal emissions, though. Mortal Kombat inspired many orgasms, also. There wasn't a single female Mortal combatant I didn't want to plow into. If given the option, I'd throw them all into a pile and cover the whole mess in cum.

Those bitches are fit. You can't be a sloppy fuck when you're fighting to the death. I don't think any of them had humble titties. It turns out a passion for killing and ample bosom go hand in hand. I should have already known this.

Street Fucker

Just because I wanted to fuck the bitches in Mortal Kombat first doesn't mean the Street Fighter cunts can't get it, too. They can get it all day. Chun-Li can put that tight Asian pussy on my dick anytime she wants, no questions asked. Chun-Li, there is a key under the mat for you. Just let yourself in. FYI: I sleep naked and erect.

I may never be able to make my dreams of a Street Fighter orgy come true, but I can play porn games instead. Whether you're a porn game vet or a newcomer to the genre, F 95 Zone is a fantastic adult gaming site.

The first thing I noticed about the place was the comfortable dark background. When I watch porn, I don't stop for hours. I can't have bright websites tearing up my retinas. My eyes are my paycheck. I can't review porn as a blind man.

Forums for the Win

The second thing I notice is the forum setup. As I've said in the past, Forums are the best place to find rare and niche porn. Your ordinary masturbator doesn't visit porn forums. Only those truly dedicated to the craft spend time sharing tricks, tips, and content on blogs.

That's why F 95 Zone has such an incredible selection of games. It's not just one webmaster curating the content here. Every member contributes to the cause.

F 95 Zone has a classic forum design. The main menu is up top and contains the options Forums, What's new, Latest updates, Nutaku, Live sex cams, Live cam girls, Log in, Sign up, New posts, Trending, Bookmarks, Lewd patcher, Sidebar, and a Link to your favorite porn review specialist extraordinaire.

Down the right side is an alternate menu displaying the Staff and admin currently online, Members currently online, and a List of the latest posts.

In the center of the site is the forum split into four parts: Adult games, Adult comics and animation, Development, and Discussion. If porn games are not your thing, check out the comics and animation. The selection is incredible. I could get lost on this site for days.

Sexy Selection

Let's go ahead and check out the games section of F 95 Zone. Every post in this section is a different game. With almost seven hundred pages, the game selection here is all but unlimited. It would take you fuckers a lifetime to beat all of them as you beat yourself. However, all my readers have is time, so you might as well try to set a record for the most games played.

To help you sift through the absurd amount of content on F 95 Zone, they offer a basic filter. You can organize content by prefix, date added, last update, and comments. It's a solid filter, but it leaves me wanting more. When you have thousands upon thousands of game options, the filter must be equally detailed.

War is Sex

It's time to check out some games I've discovered on F 95 Zone. I'll start with "Highway to Hell." You play an ex-soldier of fortune who has returned home to spend the rest of his life with his wife and kids. Unfortunately, that dream is ruined when you arrive home to find your town and family in tatters.

It turns out that your father got involved in some shady dealing before ditching out to leave your family with the consequences. Now the entire city hates you, and you must fight for survival.

There are two different approaches to take while playing "Highway to Hell." You can either battle back your fellow townspeople and keep them under your thumb, or you can win back their hearts and find peace. Regardless of your choice, your penis will be a big part of the action.

If you choose to strike fear into the hearts of your fellow citizens, what better way to do it than with your behemoth genitals:? If you decide to win back their hearts, what better way to do so than with tender lovemaking? Either way, you'll need to keep that cock in tip-top shape to have any hope of victory.

The opening of "My Girlfriends Special Place" will be quite familiar to Porn Dude fans. You'll play a hero returning to his hometown after a grand adventure. Unfortunately, upon his arrival, he is condemned for battering a woman on the road. Stranger still, this woman turns out to be an old flame from high school.

Of course, the hero did not attack his first crush, but the slut is convinced of your guilt. Our hero remembers how he longed for her attention for years during school. However, he wasn't the only one. All the students wanted to fuck this bitch, and she knew it.

I'm sure you've fawned over many ladies over the years, and I'm sure not one of those sluts wanted to bang you. That's humiliating, but as you have just learned, even heroes can be humiliated.

After failing to persuade this dumb cunt of his innocence, the bitch comes up with an idea. She will excuse our hero if he becomes her butler. The hero gladly accepts the agreement. Why not? Being this bitches servant will put him within pussy striking range.

Now it's your job to go from butler to friend with benefits. It won't be easy. Your crush thinks you're a violent criminal, but with some cajoling, I'm sure she'll give up the vagina.

Pussy Education

"University Days" gives my readers a chance to make up for their boring college experience. You nerdy pussies did nothing but study and push up your glasses while at college. What a fucking waste. I spent all my time partying and banging pussy. It was fucking awesome.

You'll never get the chance to go back in time and make up for lost time. However, "University Days" will give you the opportunity to fantasize about what your life could have been if you had made better decisions.

You play a freshman who moved to a new city to attend university. There are a plethora of new challenges awaiting you. You have a brand new city to explore, people to meet, and bitches to fuck.

Unlike in real life, your fellow students find the main character charming and attractive. All the ladies throw themselves at you. You have the pick of the litter. Blondes and brunettes. Nerds and preps. Big and small tits. It doesn't matter. Bitches love you.

How will you approach your college career? Will you treat these bitches like shit until they beg for your attention? Will you use that previously mentioned charm to wine and dine bitches until they fall in love with you? Regardless, your dick is sure to get wet.

Z 95 Zone is a porn game forum with a library that will keep my readers engaged for years to come. You motherfuckers will never run out of shit to do here.

The only thing I would change about Z 95 Zone is the content filter. It's not detailed enough to deal with the volume of games contained within the site's archives.

I'm sorry you decided to get an education instead of fuck bitches. That was pretty stupid. However, F 95 Zone is here to help.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+A selection only a forum can provide

+Seven hundred pages of content

+Also contains comics and animations

PORNDUDE HATES

-Needs more detailed content filter