PornHub Hentai ASMR

The history of our humble planet can be split into two periods; BPH and APH. That’s Before Porn Hub and After Porn Hub. Only fifteen years after its invention, Porn Hub feels like it's been around since the big bang. I barely remember life without it. What an extraordinary influence it's had in those short few years. The topography of porn has been completely revamped since its release. Porn Hub not only transformed how porn is ingested but also changed how porn is produced and the industry as a whole.

Building a Giant of Industry

Porn Hub has had its successes and failures, as any other website. They have scored touchdowns on the kickoff as well as missed field goals from only yards away. However, they've never stopped improving.

Pornhub was started by web developer Matt Keezer and released in May 2007. Only three years later, Matt sold it to what would become Mindgeek for a hefty profit. Keywords there being "hefty profit.”

By 2009 Pornhub and its two major affiliate sites, Red Tube and You Porn, had assisted over one hundred million individual masturbators. I imagine a fair portion of those visitors are also Porn Dude Readers, and I thank you. Porn Hub and I have scratched each other's backs over the years.

In 2013 they introduced "Pornhub Select," which curated porn for individual visitors. This culminated in the service you receive today. Whether logged in or not, Pornhub has recommended videos just for you. In fact, the entire homepage can be tailored to your needs.

Once 2015 rolled around, they had enough money in the bank to experiment. First, they pushed filming a porn video in space titled "Sexplorations.” Then they released their own online casino. Head over to my casino reviews to check it out.

Next on the docket was using Artificial intelligence to record tags for every video on the site—a tremendous job for humans but pie for a modern computer. Finally, always one to keep a finger in the wind for new trends, Pornhub began accepting the cryptocurrency Verge in 2018.

Many of the innovative measures Porn Hub took in the past are standard practices these days. It's hard for younglings to understand just how much Porn Hub has changed the porn landscape. It was never the same.

I couldn't argue if someone was to suggest that I live an overstimulating life. Between work and play, I put my penis through its paces every single day. I never take a weekend off. It could be watching 3 Lithuanian midgets dressed like Loony Tunes, fucking a deaf paraplegic in a run-down tire factory using an open golf umbrella till her queefs sound like the aliens in "War of the Worlds." Or perhaps I swing by my local rub and tug for taco Tuesday (see what I did there?) I'm often too lazy to even do that, so I’ll call up my favorite sex line.

Voice of an Angel, Intentions of a Demon

I've been talking to whores on the phone for years. Something about the gentle tongue of a sensual lady talking about my full balls helps me drain my twig and berries. It’s a perfect way to get that last nut out before hitting the hay. The only problem with cunts on the phone is I have to interact with them. There are times when I don't want to make conversation, but I would still like to hear a sultry voice.

ASMR is ideal for these moments. I can get all the vulgarity I need pumped into my ears without making human contact. I don't watch porn to build a community.

ASMR and hentai have always had a close relationship. It's one of the most popular subcategories of ASMR, and hundreds of thousands of men tune in every day. If you've ever watched an anime, you know why.

Anime bitches have cute submissive voices that many men love, especially my readers. You guys are such beta incel pussies that the sound of a submissive woman's voice is the only thing that makes you feel like an alpha male. That's why Porn Hub has a massive supply of it.

The Front Door of Porn

As Pornhub developed, it became less of an individual porn site and more of the central hub for all porn. When you’re kicking back watching some little white teens getting their vaginas pounded by a giant black cock are you watching a video directed and produced by porn Hub? No, sir, you're watching “Blacked.” When you see an innocent cunt sitting nervously on a black leather couch, you already know you’re watching “Casting Couch.”

Before most people ever visit the official websites for Blacked or Casting Couch, they are already household names to them through Porn Hub. It's how most people discover new sites and fetishes. Porn Hub is the front door of the perverted internet.

That's why out of the hundreds of thousands of places you could listen to, hentai ASMR Porn Hub is the best. They are the most recognizable porn website in the world and have been for over a decade. Many dedicated ASMR sites don't have as much content as Porn Hub.

Design

There are reasons Porn Hub stays ahead of the competition. First and foremost, they are remarkably well organized and designed. Porn Hub has been at this for a long time and knows what the fuck they're doing. You don't want your hentai ASMR content lost in a sea of similar bullshit. But, on the other end, you also don't want your hentai ASMR content to only show up in one place. Porn Hub has mastered that careful balance making browsing fun, easy, and efficient.

Porn Hub's AI algorithms have been all but perfected to ensure you always find the shit you're looking for. Thirty thousand videos pop up when you search "ASMR" on the porn hub. It would take forever to filter out all the hentai-related shit. Instead, Porn Hub has everything tagged accurately enough so that searching hentai ASMR only gets you hentai ASMR.

A Gentle Milking

Let's check out a video on Porn Hub titled "Gentle Femdom Step Mommy Milks Her Good Boy." I know you guys will get upset if I don't include incest content, so we might as well dive in.

The creator Skitty Kat classifies this as audio roleplay. You play an extremely erect stepson who can't stop having dirty dreams about his stepmom. Fortunately for you, your stepmom is into the idea of fucking. In fact, it's already happened a few times.

Just like in real life, you have a tiny cock, but Mom doesn't mind. When she sees your little stiffy, Mom invites you onto the bed. She wants you to climb in her lap, but first, she must remove her panties, and you must remove your pajamas.

At first, you sit in her lap facing away, but she has you turn around to see those big titties. The last time you played with your stepmom, you came all over her sheets, so this time, Mom is going to jerk you off with her panties. Those are easier to wash than bed sheets.

As mom wraps her silk panties around your dick, she describes your manhood as twitchy. We all know what that means. It means you're a two-pump chump. Those twitches are the muscles in your cock in charge of shooting loads to warm up for the big show.

This adds another layer of realism for my readers. If a real woman touched your cock, it would twitch and sling ropes in a matter of seconds. That goes doubly so if Skitty Kat were at the helm.

As the stroking begins, Mom asks you to stop squirming, but you can't help it. It feels so good. Your muscles don't want to remain still. That's when Mom grabs the lube. Shit is about to get real.

Mom starts slow because she knows how much you love to prematurely ejaculate. This is when you begin to hear the stroke noises as lube spreads across your shaft.

As she continues, your squirming increases. It's so hard not to bust instantly. Mom can tell you won't be lasting long this evening. That's alright. She has shit to do today anyways. That's why she loves jerking you off. It never takes long.

As great as ASMR is, hentai ASMR is better. Porn Hub has a vast supply of the stuff that will keep you busy for months to come. I hope you have plenty of lube in the crib.

My only wish is that I could see some of the bitches voicing these ASMR videos. I'm fully aware they probably have a face made for the radio, but curiosity killed the cat, and I don't mind a little death now and again.

Porn Hub isn't a Porn site; it's the porn site. Don't miss out on their stellar collection of hentai ASMR videos.

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