ToyDemon

Toydemon.com! Oh, the domain name is giving out the Chucky Child's Play vibe, and I have a hard time connecting dildos with demon-possessed toys together. Never mind! What matters is that I've discovered another cool sex shop that's sure to help you with the itch down below, and that I have something new to write about. Damn, ain't I stoked about my job and the chance to tell you which way to go during your horny journeys!

Today, I want you to visit toydemon.com and buy something that will make you scream, turn your head around full circle, and crawl down the stairs upside down in the most intense orgasm you've ever felt! Hey, has anyone made the xxx version of The Exorcist yet?! Have to check that out! Anyway, let those pesky inner demons out for a wild ride and show 'em who's boss! Give 'em a good ol' fashioned shake down, and watch as they scurry back to their hiding spots with their tails between their legs!

Japanese-made toys for USA consumers

First and foremost, toydemon.com is a professional online sex shot that you should not judge by its covers. Yeah, the logo is fucking wicked, looking like a malicious software warning, but the toys are claimed to be devilishly good. The site's About Us section reveals that toydemon.com was launched in 2008, and that’s fucking ages ago in internet years. The thing that helped this joint stay afloat for all this time is the unique set of products that originate from Japan, and that is mainly focused on male satisfaction. Some of the brands offered are Meiki, Tenga, and Magic Eyes, and most importantly, all toys are robust, safe, and fucking hot.

The site ships its goods internationally, and the merch comes in discreet packaging. There's this extensive FAQ section where toydemon.com explains everything in detail (so I don't have to), and if that ain't enough, you can contact customer support. To do that, you need an account on toydemon.com, but rest assured that the registration is free. Actually, members get the chance to earn points according to their purchases, gain access to special promotions, participate in the community, review products, and so on. A really neat ordeal that screams "professionalism." Let's see if the toys' stash is equally impressive!

Popular as hell

Not all online shops have the pre-order option. Simply put, that is when a customer reserves or pays for a product that is currently out of stock or not yet released. You place an order in advance, and the merch gets shipped to you as soon as it becomes available. This is how you ensure getting a wildly popular item for yourself before it sells out and getting it without having to check for restocks all the time. If you go with that option on toydemon.com, you'll be given up to a 20% discount.

I want you to know that toydemon.com is jam-packed with Japanese products and that the site's size hasn't affected its usability. All products are neatly sectioned out into proper categories, and advanced filtering tools are there to take you straight to your favorite toy. If you are still new to these banging-toys games, sections like Best Reviewed will be of immense help. I dunno; if I were you, I would have gone with the Violet Myers flashlight, but maybe that's not cool when you can't tell the difference between the real and the fake thing. Maybe I should stop trying to walk in mere mortals' shoes...moving on with toydemon.com.

Fantasy gals coming to life

I mentioned Violet, a stunning chick with one of the best racks in the porn industry. This flashlight created to resemble her cunt gets shipped to 48 states, just like all the products on the site. Toydemon.com provides you with info on how to save and clean the products, which lubricant to use, and how many points you get for purchasing a product in question. The flashlight in question costs $80, and it gives a buyer 240 pts which is the equivalent of $2.40. Below each product, toydemon.com shows a list of stuff that is frequently bought together, the wish list, reviews, and the compare button. All in all, a top-notch user experience and an online shop that knows how to rock and roll!

Alright, so here's the deal. We're talking about sex toys here, people. And not just any ol' sex toys! We're talking about the high-end ones that come in different categories like realistic-looking, featuring AV stars (sounds fucking hot), anime-style, with multiple layers (not like an onion, but more like a fancy-schmancy construction), and even ones that mimic oral sex (hallelujah!)! And let's not forget the fun criteria you get to play with - sleeves, torso, dolls, and even electric-powered ones. Whew, you can finally take the car battery out of your bedroom!

But wait, there's more! This is just the tip of the iceberg, fuckers! You can go deeper (pun intended) and get even more specific with your preferences. And if all this sounds a bit too serious for you, well, maybe you need to loosen up a bit and have some fun with it. Because let's face it, sex should be fun, and these toys are here to help you have the time of your life. Still, I want you to make the best out of the filtering tools that I'm about to discuss. Continue reading.

Filter at will

For reviewing purposes, I'm gonna go with the Realistic stash, only to give you fuckers some insight into the whole filtering ordeal. You can combine filters, and that's the first big news I have to share. On the left side of the page, you'll find an extensive list of filters that narrow things down, leading you straight to the devil toy of your liking. These realistic toys are made to simulate tits, assholes, mouths, and cunts, and it's up to you to choose the right option. No wrong answers here!

I dig the Out Of Stock thing. Actually, I dig the site's overall open-minded approach, where everything is written in a clear, straightforward manner! If I ever launch an online sex shop, that's how I will do it - big, bold, and packed with info! Anyways, right now, toydemon.com holds over 350 anime-inspired toys in its collection, and I don't want to repeat the "iceberg tip" all over again. You get the point!

The place where filtering never stops

Price-wise, you can set it anywhere between $11 to $1083, although I'm not really sure why $1083 and not $1666 to match the site's domain name and overall theme! People get to choose a brand, softness, filter by rating, material, hole design, product size, tunnel length number of holes location of holes usability type...I'm gonna fucking faint and bury my face in my maid's tits if this mayhem continues!

The Other Products menu clearly reveals that toydemon.com sells vibrators, dildos, beads, plugs, cock rings, condoms, lotions...who knows what else is there. If the fucks behind this site like this review, I might end up getting a replica of my cock as a sign of gratitude, and let me tell ya, that shit would fit the demonic theme like a glove. Guys would buy it for measuring purposes, only to be left high, dry, and up for hell because of the horrendous envy sin, and chicks' insatiable lust would get them straight to the second circle of Inferno! I don't know if mortals can handle the heat!?

Final thoughts

It looks like the Dude has dug up another treasure trove of dirty pleasure! With a wide selection of high-end toys and filtering tools that put other online shops to shame, toydemon.com is the ultimate destination for the discerning pleasure seeker. Trust me, you won't find any basic or low-quality toys here – it's all top-of-the-line, baby. And the filtering tools? They're so intuitive, it's like they read the minds, and the minds are as filthy as fuck. Want a toy that's a specific color, material, or size? No problem. This shop has got you covered.

So, if you're ready to elevate your pleasure game to new heights, you know where to go. Don't settle for anything less than the best when it comes to your satisfaction. And with toydemon.com, you won't have to. So, what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to some high-end pleasure and bask in the glory of your satisfaction. You know it makes sense, and I know I've hit another home run with this review!

ThePornDude likes toydemon.com's:

An informative, long-standing online shop

Insanely good filtering tools

An array of anime-inspired and other Japanese adult toys

ThePornDude hates toydemon.com's:

Nothing