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I love some live-action porn. Watching live-action porn is as realistic as shit gets without spending money. Real sex is, unfortunately, just out of my reader's reach. The best you can do is peek at your mom taking a shower. If only your hot neighbor thought a grown man living with his parents was hot. As much as I would like to say I’m gifted, not even I could get away with living in my mom's basement.

As Real as Real Gets

If you guys want to up the realism even further, combine live-action porn with a VR helmet. That shit puts you right in the room. You can almost smell the pussy. However, it can get even better. If you combine a VR helmet with my TSRP (Tesla Sex Robot Prototype), you'll totally forget you're not having real sex.

The experience is palpable. My TSRP knows all the right spots. Of course, she does. You can program the cunt to do anything you want. She was made to be the ideal sexual partner. She does shit to me that a real woman never could. That's the advantage of having a tornado pussy. The thing can spin around my cock at five thousand RPMs. If a woman did that, her libs would fly off from the centrifugal force.

Fairytale Dicks

I don’t always want the most realistic experience possible, though. Sometimes I want to vanish into an imaginative universe of make-believe. As you can tell from my reviews, I’m a visionary, and I like to stretch my creativity while pumping my cock. I have sex so often, and with so many partners, my fantasies have to get crazy to be as stimulating as my actual life. I want to fly away fuck amongst the clouds. I want a sexy orc to ride my cock with her multi-vagged genitals. I want a slave girl who is cursed to a life of anal sex with me, or her skin falls off.

Live-action porn can accomplish a few of these objectives, but most studios don’t have much of a special effects budget. If I want my arms to turn into triple-ended Hitachi wands, I’ll have to purchase the film editing software myself. Fuck that. I only have so much money to invest in my meat-beating habit. I’ll be destitute on the streets if I spend much more. I’m lucky to be The Porndude. Companies send me free porn and Fleshlights all the time. Otherwise, I don't know how I would get along.

If I want to tomb raid Lara Croft's undergrundle in an ancient pyramid, cartoons are the best way to get it done. Anything can happen in the world of animation. The stars could turn into angel pussies and descend from the heavens upon my awaiting erection. The moon could caress my dick with shadows and dust from many miles away. Saturn's rings could tighten around my member like a teen girl's asshole, forcing the cum from my balls like an artillery round fired from a railgun. I would need the budget of a J.J. Abrams film to get that done live-action.

A site, a Myth, a Legend

If you don't know about Xnxx, you should stop calling yourself a pocket pool addict. Xnxx helped to revolutionize the porn industry. We wouldn't have the wealth of tube sites we do now without their impact. These bastards are porn sages. Their face is on the Mount Rushmore of porn.

With that said, Xnxx recently celebrated its twentieth anniversary. I wasn’t bullshitting when I claimed these guys are old heads. I'm proud to say I’ve been with Xnxx since I started stroking. If I had a dime for every time I unloaded my balls while watching porn on Xnxx, I'd have my own personal island at this point. It would be full of tight pussy, eager mouths, and willing assholes. Once I topped it off with a stellar internet connection, I'd be set for life.

To bring things back to cartoons, after twenty years of collecting porn, you can imagine what their futanari hentai section looks like. It's packed with nearly ten thousand videos, each more fucked up than the last.

For those not in the know, futanari porn is all about chicks with dicks, but not just any dicks. These dicks are almost invariably massive to the degree of absurd. You'll never feel smaller than when looking at these cunts.

Twenty years is also long enough to craft an incredible website. Xnxx is one of the original tube sites. You'll be well acquainted with the design features taken advantage of here. However, these fucks aren't copying others. They helped to develop this look. They're porno trailblazers.

Perfect Design

The main menu surrounds the header and includes the options Home, A search bar, A language selector, A content origin selector, A Sexuality selector, Categories listed alphabetically, Best of, Hits, Tags, Pictures, Live cams, Sex stories, Forums, Pornstars, Games, Gold, (their premium service) Settings, and Bookmark.

That is quite the fucking menu. Despite its size, Xnxx does a fantastic job keeping the menu digestible. Twenty years on the job have given time for Xnxx to gather an international fanbase of dedicated porn lovers. This has led them to translate the site into twenty-one different languages, including Spanish, German, French, Portuguese, Polish, Japanese, and Italian.

Xnxx isn’t the only site to translate text into a variety of different languages. Many have gotten popular enough to merit the measure, but few sites change the content based on language and location. At the press of a button, you can turn Xnxx into a French or German site using the content selector. Xnxx put a fuck ton of effort into the feature. It's a great example of the level they are willing to go for their patrons. Xnxx knows precisely what people like you and me need to have a ball-draining good time.

Below the main menu is a filter to manipulate the main page content. The options are Mode, Period, Length, Video quality, and Viewed videos. The mode lets you switch between viewing random content and the hits. Period can organize content by the date released.

Below the filter is a list of related tags. This includes shit like Hentai dick girl, Futanari 3D, Futanari cream pie, Jackie and Janna, Bible Black, Futanari club, Futanari girls, MMD Futa, and Futa lesbian.

Today, we don't need any of that, though. We're here for the animated chicks with dicks. The first few displayed videos give an excellent idea of the whole collection.

A Tour of Dicks

The first video features women from the justice league if women from the justice league added mega cocks to their list of superpowers. These bitches are thick, horny, and erect. I can see why the video has nearly three million views. The CGI is fantastic. The way the light reflects off these bitches testicles will have you wondering if this is real life.

Speaking of real life, there is one live-action video on the list. It's called "Futa Girls Fucks at Kitchen." You better prepare yourself before you click on this shit because these cunts are packing heat.

This bitches cock is about the size of my thigh. A bitch would need three pussies to fit that shit in. I have to give it up to the props team that prepared the cock for this scene. They even loaded it with jizz for a cum shot. If they didn't already win an Oscar for this shit, they should have.

As much as I hate it, Futanari wouldn't be anime porn without ponies. You beta pussies can't get enough of "My Little Pony" fucking. You guys need therapy, but I doubt that's in your future. As an alternative, I offer you "Twixie Keep Your Enemies Closer Alternate Angles."

"My Little Porn" porn is so fucking popular that they can't just make one release. They have to make a director's cut version with alternate camera angles? What temperate hell am I living in?

While I'm at it, I might as well mention the incest porn also. Once again, futanari can't be anime porn without inbreeding. As punishment for your disgusting nature, I'll make you find the incest porn yourselves. It won't be hard. You can find it fucking everywhere. It turns out that the only thing worse than incest porn is tranny incest porn.

Xnxx is a legend. We all owe these motherfuckers a debt of gratitude. Without these guys, I may not have had the opportunity to become the Porn Dude. Keep up the excellent work, Xnxx.

I wouldn't dare complain about anything on such a legendary site. Xnxx thought of it all.

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