Weasyl

Now, when I first stumbled upon weasyl.com, I couldn't help but think, "Weasyl? What the hell does that even mean?" I mean, "weasel" makes sense in the context of a website where folks are into drawing those hot feral characters, but "Weasyl" itself left me scratching my head. Still, I’m a curious dude and I did a little digging.

Turns out, "Weasyl" isn't just a random word pulled out of thin air. It stands for being broad-minded and mysterious. Ha, fuckers, I never stop blowing your fucking minds off! And you know what? I kinda dig that shit. It's like the website is saying, "Hey, come on in. We're open-minded, and there's a mysterious vibe you won't be able to resist." Color me intrigued.

But that's not all that piqued my interest. There are a few other things that lured me into writing this review. So, if you're ready to meet weasyl.com close-up, keep reading. I've got more than just wordplay to explore.

The joint takes pride in being different

Doctor says I'm the illest 'cause I suffer from realness! Here comes the hardcore truth, and I gotta say that weasyl.com is way more than it meets a greedy eye. This joint has some tricks up its sleeve that set it apart from the rest of the smutty playgrounds.

First off, they've got a staff code of conduct, and that shit is not some hidden document buried in the site's basement. No, it's out there in the open for all to see. This code lays down the law and tells you exactly how they deal with any hanky-panky involving the mods and admins.

Weasyl.com introduces the collections system, another fancy-ass feature that lets you gift your creations directly to someone else's collection. Collections can even feature photographs of that special someone. Streaming notifications are the real deal on weasyl.com. When users are streaming content, there's a separate notification to shout it from the digital mountaintops. What's even better? You don't need an account to be a voyeur of all the live action.

Weasyl.com is all about the power of tagging, and that basically means that the content is properly tagged. On top of all this shit, you can upload images and gifs up to a hefty 10MB. For the audio enthusiasts, mp3 and swf files can be as big as 15MB. Even the cover artwork gets some love, with limits set at 2MB for jpeg and 5MB for gif or png. So, what sets weasyl.com apart from the rest? It's not just a quirky name; it's the whole freakin' package!

Photos, visual art, music, and whatnot

The thing with weasyl.com is that they don't fuck around with categories. Instead, they've got this kickass tag-based search system. It's like finding your favorite whiskey by having a sommelier who knows their damn tags. If you're all about certain tags, you can search 'em, bookmark that sweet search page, and come back to it whenever you've got a hankering for something specific. I kinda dig this shit!

But what's the deal with the types of content you can drop on weasyl.com? You can toss in visual art, photos, all kinds of writing, music, podcasts, dramatic readings, flash uploads, and even videos from places like YouTube and Vimeo. And what about the adult stuff? You're probably wondering if they're down with it. The answer is a resounding hell yes, but there's one little hitch - adult photography is a no-go thanks to those pesky legal shackles. But that doesn't mean they're stifling your dirty desires. You can submit content with various ratings, and users can tag journals as Mature (18+) or Explicit (18+) if they're dishing out content that's not for the faint of heart.

If you're itching to unleash your perverted genius on weasyl.com, it's as easy as grabbing a cold one from the fridge. Just find that "Submit" button right next to the logo in the top left corner, click it, and follow the instructions for your specific upload. It's like waltzing into a kinky art studio and letting your creative juices flow.

Lastly, let's chat about those "blacklist" tag filters. Long boner short, you can block submissions with specific tags, shielding your eyes from stuff you'd rather not see. It's like slapping on a pair of blinders in a strip club, but for your online escapades. So, weasyl.com isn't some one-trick pony. It's a versatile, open-minded, and pervert-friendly playground that's got all your creative and explicit needs wrapped up in a naughty little package.

Pretty damn simple

Yeah, let's lay it down real fucking simple - weasyl.com is like a jumbled sex dungeon of SFW content. You'll wade through a mess of photos that resemble stickers, random-ass logos, fan art, and all sorts of weird crap. It's like a digital thrift store where you can find anything from a Picasso to your neighbor's preschooler's doodles. Quality? Well, that's as consistent as a blindfolded bull in a china shop.

Here's the deal with user submissions: it's a goddamn free-for-all. On one hand, it's a freakin' circus of creativity, as diverse as a bag of dicks at an orgy. On the flip side, it's a cluttered pile of who knows what, and your best friend in this mess is the tag system. Without it, you'll be lost in the maze of perversion.

Oh, and let's talk numbers, or rather the lack of 'em. This place is like trying to count stars in the sky during a meteor shower - fucking impossible. User submissions? They breed like rabbits on Viagra. You'll stumble upon a metric shit-ton of pics featuring feral chicks with asses so huge, they'd give Kim Kardashian a run for her money. It's a visual mind-fuck, my friend.

But hey, it's not all bad. The content is free, it's simple to snatch, and you can download it like it's hot. Only gripe? It'd be nice if they spilled the beans on what the hell you're actually looking at. So yeah, weasyl.com is a mixed bag, like a mystery box of kinky surprises. You take what you get, and you move on, 'cause in this digital jungle, it's a wild ride.

Community incoming

You dirty-minded bastards are gonna love this - weasyl.com is like a treasure chest full of sections, from multimedia to characters and everything in between. It's like playing hide-and-seek in a smutty library, and the good news is, you won't need a magnifying glass to find your dirty gems.

Now, I get you, my filthy friend. You're craving some company, a place to share your kinks and craziness. Well, I'm feeling generous today, so here's the juicy scoop - the community section is in the oven, baking up a storm. Weasyl.com might not be the king of the smut hill, but judging by the sheer amount of content, there's a kinky family brewing in the background.

So, what's gonna happen when the community section bursts into action? You'll finally have someone to talk to, a bunch of pervs to discuss your wild fantasies, and hey, it's like being part of a family, even if you're all chatting about big-assed dragons and freaky shit. You don't choose your family, pal, so just zip it and enjoy the ride. It's gonna be lit!

The conclusion

Does weasyl.com stand out in the seedy crowd of smutty sites? You bet your sweet ass it does! It's got user submissions galore, a tag system that'll make your head spin, and all that good jazz. Plus, there's a community section in the oven, and that shit is like really gonna elevate this shit to new heights. I've seen it happen before, so all you have to do is wait a bit. It's cumming!

This place is free, it's as straightforward as a punch in the gut, and it's packing some serious firepower with its crazy content. You can find anything from music to NSFW stuff, and that's the freakin' beauty of this site. It might not be the world's slickest joint, but hey, you're not winning any Nobel Prizes either. So here I am, dropping another XXX gem in your lap.

Under this digital hood, there's a place for every kink and fetish known to humankind, and I'm giving weasyl.com a prime spot on my coveted list of reviews. So, don't be a jackass! Check this shit out and get your freak on! It's worth a shot! Adios!

ThePornDude likes weasyl.com's:

Photos, music, podcasts, writings, and whatnot

Adult content is all over the place

User submissions turning this site into a diverse beast

ThePornDude hates weasyl.com's:

Not impressed by the sorting options

Lots of SFW content