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If man can create something, man can also create a porn version of the thing. It's a law of nature. Man's ability to turn anything into masturbation fodder is incredible. I wouldn't have a job if it weren't for the creativity of the male genitalia.

Pokemon Pornification

Pokemon had no hope of escaping pornification. First off, it involves fake animals. People want to fuck real animals, so of course they want to fuck fake ones.

Second, who watches and plays Pokemon? Nerds. What do nerds do with any free time not spent playing video games and staring at the neighbor lady? They jerk off. No people group is as creative and obsessed with playing pocket pool. They own their own cue and everything.

Nerds even created social media pages to better watch and share their favorite Pokemon porn. The SubReddit Feral Poke Porn is loaded with all the homemade Pokemon smut your penis could ever desire.

The Rise of Pokemon

The concept for Pokémon was conceived by Satoshi Tajiri, a passionate bug collector and avid gamer. Tajiri envisioned a game where players could capture and collect creatures in a world filled with interconnected ecosystems, inspired by his childhood fascination with insects and a desire to encourage social interaction. Tajiri co-founded Game Freak, a video game development company, and partnered with Ken Sugimori, who designed the original 151 Pokémon creatures. In 1996, Pokémon Red and Green were released in Japan for the Game Boy, marking the birth of the franchise.

After its initial success in Japan, Pokémon rapidly gained popularity worldwide. In 1998, Pokémon Red and Blue (localized versions of the Japanese Red and Green) were released in North America, Europe, and other regions. The accompanying Pokémon animated series, trading card game, and various merchandise further solidified Pokémon as a global phenomenon. The games and television show followed the adventures of a young Pokémon Trainer named Ash Ketchum (known as Satoshi in Japan) and his journey to become a Pokémon Master.

The Pokémon Trading Card Game, developed by Wizards of the Coast, introduced a new way for fans to engage with the franchise. It quickly gained popularity as players collected and dueled with Pokémon cards. The card game's strategic elements and the rarity of certain cards contributed to its success. The Pokémon TCG remains a beloved hobby for many collectors and competitive players.

More is Better

While that first Pokemon run was well-enjoyed by geeks all over the world, it didn't take long until people were tired of beating off to the same old creations. The species list needed to be expanded to keep people's dicks hard.

The second generation of Pokémon games, Pokémon Gold and Silver, introduced 100 new creatures and added exciting features such as a day-night cycle and breeding. These games, set in the Johto region, were well-received by fans and expanded the lore of the Pokémon world.

It was only a matter of time until Pokemon got on the breeding train. Nerds had been on the train since day one. The creators might as well join the party and make Pokemon sex part of the canon. However, I don't think Ash Ketchum has ever deep-dicked his Pikachu in any games or cartoons.

The Pokémon franchise ventured into cinema with the release of Pokémon: The First Movie (Mewtwo Strikes Back) in 1998. A series of successful movies followed, featuring iconic Pokémon like Mewtwo and the legendary birds. Meanwhile, a multitude of spin-off games, animated series (including Pokémon: The Animated Series and Pokémon Chronicles), and merchandise kept fans engaged with the brand.

Pokemon was fucking everywhere, which only increased the amount of motherfuckers beating off to it. These were rough days. There was no Reddit. In fact, the internet wasn't even much of a thing yet. If men wanted to slap the willy to Pokemon, they had to use their imagination.

Third Times a Charm

The third generation of Pokémon games, Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire, introduced 135 new creatures and introduced the Hoenn region. These games also introduced the concept of Abilities and Double Battles, expanding the strategic depth of the series.

There can never be enough Pokemon to beat off to. They could release a thousand new ones a day, and perverted geeks still wouldn't be sated.

The Pokémon franchise made its way onto home consoles with titles like Pokémon Stadium, Pokémon Colosseum, and Pokémon Snap. These games allowed players to interact with their Pokémon in new and visually engaging ways, bridging the gap between handheld and console gaming.

Oh, boy. New visual and engaging ways to interact with Pokemon? You know what that means. Lotion and tissue sales skyrocketed. At this point, the world needed the Feral Poke Porn subreddit more than it needed world peace.

The fourth generation of Pokémon games, Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, was released for the Nintendo DS, introducing 107 new Pokémon and the Sinnoh region. These games brought online multiplayer capabilities and wireless connectivity, enhancing the social aspect of Pokémon gaming.

Diamond and Pearl introduced the ability to Pokemon circle jerk on your Nintendo DS. Pokemon players aren't necessarily known for their social skills, but a circle jerk is a circle jerk. Soon, Feral Poke Porn would be around to act as the lube in this circle jerk.

One thing I have to give Pokemon is that it's a rare nerdy pursuit that ladies enjoy also. It's one of the few hobbies nerds can meet ladies doing.

Go Go Gadget Cock Out in Public

One of the most significant developments in Pokémon history came with the release of Pokémon Go in 2016. Developed by Niantic in collaboration with The Pokémon Company and Nintendo, Pokémon Go was an augmented reality (AR) mobile game that used GPS and the real world as its backdrop. Players could explore their surroundings to find and capture Pokémon. The game quickly became a cultural sensation, with millions of players worldwide.

It's a shame Pokemon Go never turned into Pokemon Tinder and Pokemon Grindr. It could have really brought the franchise to the next level. I still remember all the Pokemon Go zombies wandering around parks with their phones in their faces. It was kind of funny, especially to a guy who is only in the park to fuck bitches in the woods. You can be assured that if Tinder and Grindr are released for Pokemon, Feral Poke Porn will be the first to release the good news.

Black Pikachu

The seventh generation of Pokémon games, Pokémon Sun and Moon, introduced the Alola region and featured a departure from the traditional Gym system, instead incorporating Island Trials. These games also introduced regional forms of existing Pokémon, adding a new layer of diversity to the series.

No Pokemon had races. Do you want to fuck an Ebony Pikachu? Done. How about a Korean Squirtle? Can do. No creature has a squirting orgasm quite like Squirtle.

New generations of games, Pokémon Sword and Shield, introduced the Galar region and Dynamax battles. The Pokémon Company announced plans to expand the brand's reach with projects like Pokémon Unite, a multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) game, and the open-world RPG Pokémon Legends: Arceus. That's at least one more step to the dream of Pokemon Tinder and Pokemon Grindr.

Overstimulated

As you wander about the Feral Poke Porn subreddit, you'll find yourself being highly stimulated. Everywhere you look are cute little Pokemon with massively oversized genitalia fucking, getting fucked, jerking off, flicking the bean, and showing off what their mama gave them. Get ready for your head to spin.

I'll be honest with you guys. I don't know the names of most Pokemon. Why? Because I'm too busy getting a little thing called pussy to fuck around with Pokemon. Please forgive me if I get some shit wrong. My life is better than yours. What can I say?

The top post, as of my last visit, features a cat-like bitch with green hair that sort of looks like a female Mew Too, or however it's spelled. She's bent over, ass up, and the "camera" sits under her belly. Said belly has a cutaway, so you can see the cock entering her pussy and slipping deep into her uterus. The clip comes from an interactive video game. When the player presses the pussy button, our stunt cock fills female Mew Too's uterus up with a solid gallon of jizz.

I'm writing this review close to Halloween, so there is plenty of Halloween-themed content. Do you love Pikachu? Do you love Big tiddy goth girlfriends? Then you'll love the Feral Poke Porn subreddit in October. It's got everything you need.

However, I will warn you that once you've seen big tiddy goth girlfriend Pikachu, you can never unsee it. The next time you try to play a standard Pokemon video game, all you'll be able to see are Pikachu's H cup tits with spider web tattoos all over them.

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