Furry34

It’s crazy to me that there are so many people whose exposure to porn only consists of the world’s most well-known pornstars, which they only use to watch something as tame as Nuru massage porn or if they’re feeling wild, a spitroast. Come on, my dudes, you can do better than that!

The porn industry is one of the most innovative ones in the world and is constantly striving to keep its fans engaged through an ever-increasing range of perverse storylines that leave your eyes wide and your balls empty. To not take advantage of this is a crying shame!

In my relentless journey across the badlands of global porn, I’ve seen some truly crazy shit. I’ve seen porn movies that feature a female version of Jack Sparrow being creampie gangbanged by the crew of The Black Pearl. I’ve watched eye-opening Czech horror porn movies that are probably the kind of stuff that horror movie directors wank over. I’ve even watched Total Recall porn parodies which gave us all the kind of scenes we’ve dreamed of; the three-breasted chick getting gangbanged!

These are just some of the reasons why I’m an ardent believer in the concept of Rule 34. This is a term that means, if it exists, there’s likely been a porno made out of it. To show people why I believe in the concept so hard, I regularly venture into the world of Rule 34 porn sites to see which ones I’d recommend and, like the Edward Scissorhands porno that went wrong, which ones I’d avoid, like the plague.

In today’s review, I came across an adult site that is a concept of two compelling XXX themes: Rule 34 and Furries. It’s called Furry34.com and is dedicated to showcasing Furry art with many themes, many of which are taken from mainstream stuff, which, ordinarily, are as non-porn as you can get.

From hung guys dressed as Pokemon trainers emptying their PokeBalls into fursuit wearing Furry femboys to sexually open-minded women dressed as the creature from Alien dominating space suit-wearing men in some of the wildest ways possible, I’ve been told that this site is a surefire way to change how you see some of the world’s most iconic movies and TV shows.

But is it true? Let’s kick this review off and find out!

What is Furry34.com?

Furry34.com is a Furry porn site that, according to internet archive software, was founded in the middle of 2021. Its mission is to provide a portfolio of XXX Furry art centered around the concept of Rule 34, and one can find adult content centered around a wide range of mainstream content such as Pokemon, the Alien franchise, 101 Dalmatians, and everything in between.

What’s the Rule 34 Furry Porn Like on Furry34.com?

This is a site that really isn’t lacking in Rule 34 porn, and Furry34.com has tons of artistic smut to explore. However, if you’re short on time and looking to get a balls-deep insight into this site in the fastest way possible, I have your back!

You see, I explored my way through Furry34.com to discover what content can be considered the site’s highlights. I found some genuinely wild Furry cartoon smut dotted across the site, and these are just some of the highlights!

●     This Thick Cow Girl Needs to be Milked and Bred - This Furry art will change how you see a glass of milk forever! It shows a horny half-cow half-woman with thick thighs and enormous breasts. Her giant tits are oozing milk, and her pussy is so engorged that it’s trying to eat through her cowhide panties. She’s begging her master to be both milked and bred and making a lust-fuelled Aheago face as she does!

●     When Your My Little Pony Career Dries Up - Have you ever wondered what happens to the ponies on My Little Pony when they’re no longer suitable for the big screen? Well, this perverted My Little Pony Gloryhole porn might be the answer. In this Furry porn art, we see the pink-haired Fluttershy’s picture on the wall of a Gloryhole booth with her ass and pussy sticking out of the wall emblazoned with the words ‘’free use’’. A set of pegs hanging above her suspend condoms for those about to fuck her, should they want to use them, and there’s a handy bottle of lube for anybody who wants to slide into her asshole. Judging from the eye-watering gape that both of her holes display, it’s been a busy day at this Gloryhole!

●     Never Resist The Lust of a She Wolf! - When this primal female wolf with a hungry pussy comes across a domesticated Femboy Furry pooch, she wastes no time in enslaving him as her living sex toy. After dressing him like a slut and putting a collar around his neck, this ruthless wolf uses his throbbing cock like a living dildo and rides it until she squirts all over his fur suit!

The Design of the Site

Regarding the site's design, Furry34.com is rocking a theme many people might not be used to. It’s laid out on a gray and royal blue background, and the first thing to catch your eye will most likely be the header bar dominating the top of the site.

The header bar is home to the site’s logo, main menu, a translation plugin, a day and night mode button, and links to the signup page or the login page for those who already have an active account on Furry34.com.

The site’s logo is pretty dull, though, and just spells out the site’s name in generic text. The main menu comprises five links and takes you to places like the highest-rated posts on the site, comments, playlists, tags, and a donate button. There are also links to the site’s official Discord server and Twitter account.

The homepage of the site is divided into two parts. The first part, on the left-hand side, is a sidebar that’s home to a search function for users to seek out specific Furry titles, a set of filters for you to organize how the smut is displayed according to the latest and most popular, etc. There’s also a selection of some of the site’s most popular tags.

The second part of the homepage displays a portfolio of the site’s content in rows of five preview images. These are perfectly sized to get the gist of what’s happening in each one at a glance, and they’re then displayed in full resolution when you click on them.

What I Like Most About it

Firstly, I have to commend the level of Furry content on Furry34.com. This is a site that really makes the term Rule 34 proud by providing a massive selection of Furry porn art centered around a wide range of mainstream themes, such as well-known TV shows and famous movies. Whatever Rule 34 Furry porn you and your horny cock are seeking, you’re bound to find it within this site.

Navigation of the site is also made very straightforward by the mods thanks to the handy tags system accompanying the porn portfolio, as well as the high-functioning search bar that allows you to seek out any specific Furry/Rule 34 themes.

The site is well-optimized when it comes to displaying the featured smut, and when you click on an image’s thumbnail to see more, you’re guaranteed to have it displayed in a way that ensures you don’t miss any of the sticky details!

The artists who create much of the Furry porn featured on Furry34.com are immensely talented. Thankfully, there’s a tag system that ensures that the original artists are credited. When you click on them, you get access to their broader portfolio of work, which is a great way to stay up to speed with a particular porn artist whose work you and your cock have fallen in love with!

What I Don’t Like

My most significant criticism of Furry34.com is the lack of imagination that has gone into the site’s logo. Overall, it does a poor job of representing the badass level of porn art contained within the site and offers a pretty shitty introduction for people just arriving on the site for the first time. However, luckily for the site, I have some suggestions to fix this in the next section!

Suggestions I Have for Furry34.com

A professionally made logo would be a great addition to this site and would boost the initial impression it makes on people when they first arrive. These days, it’s not difficult to get a well-made logo designed for your site, and there are plenty of freelancers online who can do it for you. Trust me; it’s a worthwhile investment!

Conclusion

While Furry34.com might not make the best first impression on visitors due to the dull logo, the resultant Rule 34 Furry porn art that follows makes the site worth sticking around for. Whatever combination you want between mainstream content and hardcore smut, there’s bound to be a talented Furry porn artist within the welcoming virtual thighs of Furry34.com who has you covered!

Pros

●     A massive range of artistic Furry porn images centered around the concept of Rule 34

●     The category tags system makes the site very easy to navigate through

●     The content on the site is well-optimized and displays well on-screen

●     Artists are well-credited, and it’s easy to find more of their work on the site

Cons

●     The dull logo does a poor job of welcoming you into the site and needs an overhaul