HentaiDLs

Don't you fucking hate it when you don't know right away what some site is all about? I know I do, and this was one of those sites! HentaiDLs is some sort of a hentai site that offers plenty of hentai-related stuff, but because of the shitty design they decided to go with, I wasn't really able to figure out what it was exactly in the beginning. I always said that the design of the site plays an important role, and this is a perfect example. If they decided to go with a more modern design, I wouldn't have any of these issues, but let's just move on.

If you take a look at the site's description, you will figure out that this is a place from which you can download all kinds of hentai stuff for free, or at least they say it's like that. Anyone who's used a site like hentaidls.com knows by now that nothing is free because, in the end, you end up spending your money or wasting your time to get something you might like!

You must be wondering what this place offers, so how about we start with that? If you take a look at the categories on the top of the page, you will see that this site offers hentai games, hentai anime, and hentai cg. The only thing I didn't know what it was was the last thing I mentioned, but it didn't take me long to figure it out. However, I had to Google that shit to get more information because the site didn't really offer a lot of information, and the stuff they did offer wasn't in English.

Does everything has to be in Japanese?

This wasn't the first site I saw that was mostly in Japanese, but it still doesn't make it any better. I wouldn't really be bothered by this language if I was able to translate the site into English, but guess what? I couldn't even do that shit. Usually, the auto-translate add-on would offer to translate the site right away, but that wasn't the case here. Do you want to know the reason for that? Well, it's because some of the stuff here is in English! Sounds pretty stupid, wouldn't you agree?

When it comes to hentai, it's all about what you see, not what you can read, so I guess the language barrier wasn't really as big of an issue as I thought. However, I can't say that I would feel better about this site if I could actually find out something about the comic or a game I'm about to download.

Once you open one of these posts, you will see the title, the thumbnail picture, and the release date. Out of all the things, I could only figure out when that shit was uploaded because the numbers are the same in all languages! Anyway, below all that were download links, and that was about it for a post. I wish there was something else, but I can't lie to you.

Information is available on another site

If you take a closer look at one of these posts, you will find a blue text named "INFOR," and if you click on it, you will get redirected to some other place. This place was supposed to be full of information, but I got the same fucking thing as previously. Before opening the site, I was asked in which language I wanted to see the stuff I was about to open, but it's almost like it didn't fucking matter. Even after picking the English option, I got most of the information in Japanese. That doesn't make any fucking sense, so I eventually gave up on finding more about something that I thought was nice.

Sadly, this wasn't the only bad news. Once I gave up on learning more about one of the things available here, I decided to just go with it and download the first shit I saw. Well, that didn't go according to plan, either. I didn't really think it could get any worse, but it did. Remember when I said that this site offers free downloads? Well, they didn't lie about that, but they didn't really reveal all the facts right away!

Time vs. money

When it comes to finally downloading something, you will have to go with one of the two options, but I honestly think that only one of those options is really okay. If you want to save your money, you will probably want to go with the free download. I would do the same, but I kind of changed my mind once I learned more about this option.

Sure, getting stuff for free is nice, but would you really waste half of your day to download something? I know I wouldn't, and I doubt anyone else would! Basically, if you pick the free download, you will have to wait a lot longer than you usually would. For example, I chose a file that was just 72 MB. This usually would take just a couple of seconds to download, but that was not the case with free downloads. Instead of getting it almost instantly, I would have to wait 12 fucking minutes to get the same shit. That really wasn't an option for me, so I kind of gave up on downloading something else!

Since there are multiple download links, I thought I would get some better news on one of the other links, but that did not happen! Instead, it was pretty much the same fucking shit. Not only do you have to wait a while to get something, but you also have some download limits, pop-up ads, and a couple of other things that are fucking annoying!

Premium downloads cost almost the same as premium sites

I was fucking furious to find out that the monthly fee for premium membership was almost the same as a monthly membership on some premium porn site. Who the fuck would spend roughly $20 per month just to be able to download hentai stuff? I definitely wouldn't even consider that option, but that might be because I'm not a geek who's into this type of stuff.

Anyway, if you decide to go with this option, which seems fucking crazy, you can get a discount, but only if you purchase a more extended membership. The longest one is the annual one, and it costs $100. Now, do you really think that is something you should do? I'm not here to judge, but if you are going to spend some money, why don't you do it at some other place that doesn't make you download stuff you enjoy looking at?

Even if you unlock the premium downloads, you will still have some limitations. I doubt you will ever manage to run out of download space, but it fucking sucks that you don't have unlimited downloads. Considering that are over 3000 hentai posts in total, you might reach that limit eventually, but I can't say that with absolute certainty. Some of the files here are larger, and others not so much, but everything is possible, I guess.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention one important thing. Since there are multiple download links, you won't be able to download stuff from every one of those links by purchasing a membership on just one of the sites. If you want to unlock every fucking thing here, you will need multiple memberships, and I don't think I have to tell you how stupid that idea sounds, right?

Thousands of posts, but are they really worth it?

As soon as you come to HentaiDLs, you will begin to think that all the stuff in front of you is free, but I wouldn't really have my hopes way too high. Even though it is possible to get every last one of these hentai-related posts without spending money, you won't really like the reality. The downside of these free downloads is that they are fucking slow, so instead of spending a couple of bucks, you will have to waste a lot of time to get something you might not even like in the end.

You probably wouldn't want to download something blindly, but I'm afraid you will kind of have to do that here. Since almost everything here is in Japanese, you won't get a lot of information about something before downloading it. Even though there's a link that will redirect you to another site that has more information, that information will be in Japanese, which means jack shit to someone like me who doesn't speak Japanese.

The total number of hentai posts here is over 3.000, which is okay considering you will find both games and comics, but the collection is not the biggest one I've seen so far. It seems like that number will get a lot bigger in the near future because they offer multiple daily uploads, but I wouldn't really want to promise you something I can't know for sure. All I know is that in the last couple of weeks, they uploaded something every day.

Loves:

Daily uploads

Games and comics

Hates:

Most things are in Japanese

No information about posts in English

Free downloads are really slow

Fast downloads cost money