Sin VR

Everybody has a type. Even you motherfuckers. You've never interacted with your type before, but theoretically, in a universe where you aren't so unfuckable, you would have. I can't make your dreams come true, but I can help you get closer.

My Type is No Type

In a way, I don't really have a type. I have so much sex on a daily basis that it would be boring for me to have a type. I fuck all manner of bitches. I'll turn preppy cheerleader snatch into much just before tearing some evil goth bitch's asshole open like a can of cat food. We all know how much goth bitches love cats.

I've galavanted with wealthy princesses who had wealth I couldn't even imagine. I fucked them all around their palace, leaving no surface untouched. Priceless gold-plated Roman statues were used as dildos. Five hundred thousand dollar Gucci dresses were torn off like so many useless rags. Not even a bitch's jewelry was sacred. Some shit doesn't wash off, literally.

Then, only a day later, I found myself in a women's shelter banging a homeless cunt who had just gotten out of rehab. Nothing beats the desperate pussy of a woman trying to escape a past life.

She knew I was loaded. Not as loaded as the princess I was fucking the day before, but loaded enough to take care of a homeless drug addict. She did her best to fuck her way to an engagement. No humiliation was too great for her to say no. This was her chance.

Of course, bitches could smell the hope from a mile away, and before I knew it, the shelter had turned into an orgy. I had one bitch fucking my cock, a second sucking my balls, a third licking my asshole, a fourth making out with me, and a fifth and sixth eating each other out in front of me. God fucking damnit, do I love being me. It's a damn shame you're you.

Of course, I don't mind an athletic bitch every now and again. They are one of the few variants of cunt that can keep up with me. I can't run a mile to save my life, but I can fuck tirelessly all damn day. It takes muscle and stamina to keep up.

I'm sure many of you fat fucks out there love seeing abs on a woman. There is a whole set of memes about it. Abs spark the monkey brain, making the penis want to copulate and create spawn. It's some ancient evolutionary shit.

However, as much as I love athletic cunts, I like thicker ladies even more. I'm not talking about fat. I'm talking about having fat in all the right places. I don't need abs. I'd rather get some thigh and booty action. I want to see a bitches lower half jiggle when I spank her. You don't have that kind of entertainment fucking a marathon runner.

Another type of bitch I'll take over an athlete is creative cunts. I'm talking about painters, musicians, sculptures, and writers. The only thing artists love more than their art is fucking. Fucking is more than just fucking to them. It's a connection to another realm from which their creativity springs.

Plus, that creativity always bleeds into the bedroom. I thought I knew some positions until I fucked my first theater kid back in high school. She taught me a lot. I wouldn't be the man I am today without her. I might not even be the porn dude. How tragic would that be?

On the topic of artists, hippies are super fuckable, also. What I love about hippies is they'll fuck all day and night. They don't have anything better to do. Hippies don't have jobs. They don't have plans. The only things they do are drugs, fucking, and music festivals.

You may never have the chance to fuck your type, but through the adult video game Sin VR, you can play pretend.

Straight to the Good Part

Many adult video games come complete with fleshed-out characters, entire storylines, and much drama and intrigue, but no Sin VR. The only thing Sin VR cares about is fucking. Why waste time building a world when only a bedroom is needed. (or sex dungeon)

There are two ways to get involved with Sin VR. The first is by purchasing individual scenes. Each scene has its own unique featured bitch and setting. The personalities vary greatly. No matter what your type is, you'll find her.

The only problem is that not every girl is available for individual purchase. Some are only available to official members. Membership costs are very reasonable considering what you're getting, but it is more expensive than the average adult game. However, you can save money by buying in bulk.

Membership for Your Member

A one-month membership will set you back twenty bucks. It automatically renews monthly, so you don't have to worry about the bill. I'm sure you have enough to worry about already.

The monthly price is slashed in half if you grab a six-month membership! That's a massive amount of savings. It brings the price down to your average premium adult gaming service.

But if you're all in on Sin VR, you should procure the year's membership at a sixty-six percent discount, bringing the price to $6.66. Now that's what I call sinful.

The Pussy Lineup

Let's check out some of the cunts you can access on Sin VR. I'll start with Delia Fangs in the scene "Spank Me Harder." Delia Fangs is one crazy bitch. You rarely meet ladies like this unless you frequent goth-themed strip clubs.

The first thing you'll notice about Delia are her tattoos. She has demonic-looking tribal tats running up and down her body, covering around fifteen to twenty percent of her flesh. If I were you, I'd lick every square inch of Delia's tattoo like my tongue was a toy car and her body was a matchbox racing track.

The second thing you'll notice is her fangs. Not only will Delia suck the cum from your balls, but she'll also suck the blood from your neck. Honestly, I wouldn't even care as long as she kept fucking me. I don't kink shame. (Except for you incest fucks. I'll shame you all day for the rest of my life)

Delia loves getting beat up. She isn't about gentle missionary position sex. She wants you to elbow-drop her from the top rope like Macho Man Randy Savage. Delia wants you to wield weapons against her sexy body. Whip, bludgeon, and burn this cunt until she squirts across her dark and dreary sexy dungeon.

Sin VR also offers characters based on television shows and movies, such as The Dragon Milf. Of course, The Dragon Milf is based on that dragon cunt from Game of Thrones. I've never watched the whole show, but I did watch a compilation of all the sex scenes. I feel like that was enough.

I've got to say, That dragon bitch is one of the sexiest ladies to ever get naked for mainstream stream television. She's a goddamn goddess. I'd tear that pussy up like she's never had before. I'm talking about putting in my very best work.

You are a dream come true for this dragon milf. She has been waiting for you her whole life and can't wait to please you in whatever way you want. She has burned enemies, sacked villages, and murdered kings, all in pursuit of your love.

When she first stepped into flames, her people thought she was nuts. But she wasn't nuts. She was just horny for your cock. Now that you're together, you can take the dragon milf as your sex slave. Will you be gentle? Will you be forceful? No matter what your approach, she's sure to make you cum.

I know how often my readers fantasize about Harley Quinn from Batman. You're obsessed, so you'll be happy to know Sin VR has a character based on her named Alana Quinn.

Alana Quinn is every bit the savage as her namesake. I hope you know how to deal with the criminally insane because if you don't, you might get murdered with a giant cartoonish hammer. And trust me. I know a thing or two about giant hammers. I have one in my pants at all times. It's called my penis.

Sin VR will make your dreams come true. You'll probably never get the opportunity to fuck a bitch that's "your type," but with Sin VR, you can get a taste of what it might be like.

The only thing that stuck out to me, improvement-wise, is that some animations aren't as detailed as I'd like. It depends on the lady. Some are spot-on, and some need work.

Experience sex on Sin VR that you'll never have in real life.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Great selection of characters

+Inexpensive for what you get

+Something for everyone

PORNDUDE HATES

-Some character animation is subpar