DLsite Games

I adore porn video games. I've been playing them since they first started coming out. You fuckers know that I'm the tip of the spear when it comes to masturbation. While you dip shits missed out on the hardcore shit for a decade or more, I bet you've heard of the classic hit "Leisure Suit Larry."

From Soft to Hard

Content-wise, think of "Leisure Suit Larry" as the Bust Magazine to Hugh Hefner's Playboy. It's not nearly as perverted, raunchy, and debaucherous as future porn games would get, but you could still fap to it if you're cock is hard enough.

But I'm the goddamn Porn Dude, for fucks sake. Softcore hasn't made my cock spit jizz in many, many moons. I need that real naughty shit in my life. I need to see whores getting their coochies hammered down by a ten-foot demon wang. After writing thousands of porn site reviews, it's the only way I can bust a nut anymore.

Lucky for me, despite a sluggish start, porn video games have considerably grown in popularity over the past few years. That means a wave of stimulating porn games has been released, and I must say they put a big old smile on my face.

There are many variants of adult games available on the market right now. They can be as straightforward as a picture-matching game that rewards correct answers with nude sluts, or they can be as complex as an MMORPG that takes days of playtime to beat. No matter what flavor of games you like, you can find them.

The other day I was daydreaming about the most fuckable video game characters ever created. Anyone who has lifted up a game controller before has a favored fuckable character. I'm not reviewing my whole list, but I figured I would share one of my GOATS.

Kitana

Who in the ass fuck doesn't want to rip off Kitana's clothes and jab their wang in her wet spot. She's one of the first female Mortal Kombat characters, so they had to make her extra sexy to compensate for the four-armed dude. Her plump ass, firm tits, and assertive character have always stood my wang at attention.

I bet Kitana loves being on top. I'd be kind of concerned she may injure my twig and berries up there. It's a good thing my shit is so stolid. Nothing can shake its focus. Not even a bitch trying to snap it in half like Natures Valley Oat and Honey Granola Bar. It can take quite a vicious beating before tapping out. It's taken some severe abuse over the years and kept on ticking.

Kitana keeps her body in tip-top shape as a sociopathic murderess. I could bounce a dime off that ass. I bet she could pick me up by the dick, spin me around her head, and drive my dick inside her ass like a double-decker bus entering the Chunnel.

There is no way this little cock whore doesn't dabble in a little anal intercourse. She fucking loves it. I know she does without asking. I can sense that shit from a mile away. Furthermore, I bet her muscular bum cheeks make for a tight ride. I might not even be able to fit my gigantic hog in there. That doesn't matter, though. Kitana isn't a quitter. She'll jam my wiggling willy past her threshold no matter how much effort and pain it causes.

I just have to be cautious not to piss this cunt off. My manhood must be ready for war twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Otherwise, I might catch a spanking with the flat end of her hand fans. Nothing is more embarrassing than getting your ass handed to you while nursing a throbbing erection.

I love a lady in uniform, and Kitana looks scrumptious in her leathers. But, as well as that uniform fits her, it would look best on the floor at the foot of my bed.

How blessed we are to live in an era where porn video games exist. You don't have to speculate what Kitana looks like nude anymore. Instead, you can go to one of ten thousand porn gaming sites and see for yourself.

However, I don't advise visiting just any old adult gaming site. My fans only merit the best. That's why today I'm bringing you DL Site. DL Site is an adult gaming site focused on hentai content.

Like Beer and Steak

Hentai and video games are the perfect pair. The animation style of hentai looks great as video game graphics. The characters are vivid, detailed, and creative.

You won't see bitches in real life that look like hentai sluts. The human body can't support that level of tits and ass. It's too much for the skeleton to handle. Maybe if bitches had an adamantium bone structure like Wolverine, but even then, it would be tough. I'd love to see Wolverine try to haul around some of these hentai breasts. Actually, I bet there is already a game on DL Site about it.

DL Site takes design cues from online shops such as Craigs List and Amazon. It makes for intuitive navigation but does appear a bit scrambled. The place would look much cleaner if the admin changed the background from white to damn near anything else.

The main menu comes in three layers. All reside up top. The options include Home, Search bar, Advanced search, Sign up, Sign in, Shopping cart, Guide, Language selector, Related services, Doujin, PC games, Smartphone games, Voice / ASMR, Creator assets, Online games, Comics, Hentai, BL / TL, Top, Game, Video, MAnga, CG illustrations, Ranking, UPcoming works, Release calender, and English works.

That's a fucking extensive menu. As you can see, DL Site covers a lot of ground. If it has anything to do with hentai or manga, DL Site has its hand in it. However, I think the site's video game section is its pride and joy.

Admin appears to have spent a little extra time curating the games around here. They did a great job finding the best options on the market, and more are added weekly.

A Fuck Ton of Content

Below the main menu is a content filter to help you efficiently browse the many titles available on DL Site. You can search keywords, peruse studios, and select languages. With literally hundreds of thousands of games to choose from, you should be kept busy for a while. If your mom asks why you haven't come out of the basement in a few days, tell her you're knitting hats for kids with cancer.

Down the left side is a navigational menu to get you around the rest of the site. I won't go into detail, but suffice it to say if you've ever used Craigslist, the menu will be familiar.

The rest of the front page is taken up by content. You can control how many items are listed per page, but I see no reason not to choose the maximum amount, one hundred. That is unless your computer is a piece of shit.

Quester

Let's check out one of the content on DL Site. Quester is one of the first games that sucked me in here. The story is engaging, includes plenty of action, and the sex scenes will have you cumming in no time. It's earned a four-and-a-half-star rating and is today's top game.

This RPG game takes place somewhere in the twenty-first century. The world has been ravaged by multiple calamities, and society has all but completely collapsed.

A deadly virus swept the land, killing millions and millions of people. At the same time, a series of natural disasters struck, including earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, and locust swarms. As a result, the world can no longer support humanity in the numbers and comfort it once did. Life has once again become a game of survival. Even the air and water are polluted.

But worst of all, giant evil creatures crawl from the ground and feed on what humans still remain. There is no respite from the chaos except sex. All you can do now is fuck and survive. Fortunately, the ladies around you are thinking the same thing. Perhaps if you fuck enough, you can save the world from itself.

DL Site has a sprawling collection of hentai games. It would take you several lifetimes to beat all of the games here. I hope you fuckers don't have any plans. Who am I kidding? When was the last time you fucks had plans beyond tugging on your willy?

My only complaint about DL Site is the design. It looks a bit amateur, but cleaning the place up wouldn't take much.

Once you get eyes on these big-tittied anime cunts, you'll never watch traditional porn again.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Massive selection

+Detailed game descriptions

+Efficient content filter

PORNDUDE HATES

-Chaotic design